Don't Try To Fool Our Canny Government Officials

Ming has to ask, how can anyone say the minions of our Government at all levels aren't right on top of their game? Witness this direct quote from an alert law enforcement official from the County immediately adjacent to the Bronx. "It appears to be a body or parts of a body found in a suitcase, so we are treating it as a homicide at this time," says Capt. Thomas Gleason, of the Westchester County Police Department. Sherlock Holmes, were he real, would be green with envy at this deductive reasoning, albeit the "it appears" and the "at this time" parts do allow for some backpedaling should that eventually prove necessary to avoid embarressment. Still, why hasn't the SEC grabbed this Gleason fellow capable of such heights of deduction and tasked him with heading up their own laggardly Enforcement Division? Unfortunately, under the aegis of SEC Commissioner Cox, this incident would first have generated a study with six month comment period as to the possibility that a would be suicide first maliciously stuffed himself into a suitcase thereby proving that no one should be charged with murder and no further inquiries were warranted.