Oct 2, 2008

Fong Puts Ming's Feet To The Fire, Literally

The venerable old sorehead blames Ming's visionary ideas for all the Tong's loses. The cow slaughtering plant in India. The string of pork stores in Saudi Arabia. Even the perfectly reasonable non alcoholic juice bars in Ireland. Now the vindictive Fong screams how Ming is responsible for losing in the stock market precious Tong squeeze money from the fan tan parlors under our protection. Meanwhile, his overeager threat men gleefully toast Ming's tootsies. Only Dendreon can now redeem Ming's misery. Hopefully, this will occur before sundry other of Ming's appendages suffer such indignities.

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