Jan 14, 2009

Bernie Must Be Tired

All day CNBC makes poor Bernie get in and out of the same car over and over again. Give Bernie a break already. The guy needs a haircut. He's wearing a cheap raincoat. He doesn't even seem to own a hat and they say he copped $50 billion.

Meanwhile, unless he tells them where, when and how, the cretins that work for the Government wont be able to figure it out. So be nice to Bernie. A ticked off Bernie is not a Bernie that will cooperate. Send out for pizza with Bernie's favorite topping. Deliver fresh bagels every morning with a schmeer of his favorite cream cheese. Cough up the latest box office hits for his delectation on his wide-screen T.V. And whatever else you do, make nice when you talk to him. Bernie doesn't like loud noises and impertinent questioners.

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