Ming Makes Fortune

They're flying off the shelves even as we speak. Ming's underpaid minions can't keep production equal to demand. The Madoff Mug is this season's must have tschotske. Replete with the photo of a smiling Bernie above the phrase, "Ive been mugged by this mug's mug and have the mug to prove it". Ten percent of all profits go to the Free Bernie Fund so send in your order today. The first 100,000 callers will also receive a complementary vial of cyanide for use with their handsome new mug. Ming Industries apologizes that we underestimated demand and have now completely run out of our complementary vials of hemlock.

The Madoff Mug has been officially endorsed by the City of New York as ever so much more preferable than having commuters endure those endless traffic jams caused by Madoff investors who thoughtlessly hurl themselves off our bridges and subway platforms without regard to the inconvenience of their fellow New Yorkers. Ming fully expects to receive the Keys to the City for having provided this alternative to the City's much heralded traffic woes.