Just because you're a common slob that wasn't invited to any of the ten Presidential Inaugural Balls being held tonight is no reason to sulk. Ming has the answer. Just send him the modest sum of 100 dollars and he will provide you with your very own inaugural ball by Spaulding. Pictured thereon will be all the luminaries of the new administration.
Your friends,(assuming you really have any), will be flummoxed to learn that not only were you seen bouncing around the inaugural ball but you can honestly claim to be able to play ball with the entire new administration.
Ming has the balls to make this offer. So get all balled up and send for yours today.
Jan 20, 2009
Feeling A Tad Disgruntled?
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