Own A Piece Of History

Ming Enterprises is now able to offer you the opportunity to purchase one of the Porto-Potties to be used on the parade route during tomorrow's Presidential Inauguration. Proudly display it in your living room and when the economy keeps going in the crapper no matter what this or any other administration can do, so can you. A limit of two Porto-Potties to a family. A certificate of authenticity accompanies each Potty.

Should demand exceed supply, Ming Enterprises reserves the right to substitute a Mr. Johnny or a Port-a-San of our choice.