Lucky Lindy Flys The Atlantic

Another breaking news story that Charlie Gasparino doubtlessly broke first on CNBC when he's not busy kissing the hinnies of hedge fund managers like Jim Chanos.

The peasant-like Gasparino's specialty is repeating whatever points he thinks he's conveying while oblivious to the social convention that states conversations are not monologues. Clearly unable to construct simple declarative sentences, he intersperses his errant eructations with "you know" never less than three times per two sentences.

Overtalking others is a skill learned at an early age when arguments are won based on decibel level rather than merit. On CNBC Charlie's a star.