Jan 16, 2009

Ming Already Has His Alibi

Federal investigators say the left engine on the US Airways jetliner that made an emergency landing in the Hudson River is missing.

Just in case they try pining their missing engine on Ming, he has several reputable sources who can place him in Madame Wu's House Of 1001 Delights when the plane hit the river. Besides, what with the lousy economy, the price of scrap metal has gone through the floor as Ming found out after shlepping the damn engine all the way to Honest Murry's Salvage whose motto is "Your Crap Is Our Scrap".

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