Ming Mulls Name Change

Ming is contemplating a new cognomen. Learning that Donald Trump was already taken by some clod with a comb over, he is trying to decide if he should legally change his name to "They"

They always know what's up and They always screw everyone else so They seem to be who Ming should become.

Ming, of course doesn't want to be too hasty here. Changing his name to Charity also has advantages. This is readily apparent should Ming advertise one of his latest scams. You really can't be brought down by those vindictive Postal Inspectors for saying that all proceeds go to Charity if that's really your name.

Then again, a name like Bill King would provide fair warning as to Ming's intent.

Ming is so conflicted, maybe he should just keep his own name and not have to change the monogram on his hankies.