Ming Demands Free Power Chair

Seeing T.V. ads from The Scooter Store, solid citizen Ming is sure he qualifies for a free wheelchair based on the disabilities inflicted on him by an uncaring Stock Market. Ming has taken it up the wazoo in the Market to such a degree that he can now barely walk.

Besides Ming sees the possibility of a quick buck if enough people get these souped up wheelchairs and Ming can convince them to retrofit V-6 engines on them. This could be big. It could become the NASCAR for geriatrics with corporations paying to have their logos on winning wheelchairs.

Naturally, Ming Enterprises will be calling the shots at least until the first racing scandal when Ming is caught doping the drivers with Geritol. After all, at that age they probably have iron deficiency anemia, or as Ted Mack would have said, "tired blood".