Pfizer Says Screw You To The Unemployed

You just can't make this stuff up. In an attempt to retain customer loyalty while earning itself some positive publicity, Pfizer will give away it's drugs to whomsoever was unemployed for three months as of the beginning of the year.

Included in this bonanza is Viagra. Ming anticipates network television, cable and Direct TV will rise in protest as Pfizer gets a rise out of their formerly paying customers. Who will be left to watch their putrid programming if the idle masses turn away from spectator sports? Ming suspects that Pfizer is really trying to stick it to them.