Beating Around The Bush

Where does it all end? First one feeble-minded clod tries to detonate some sort of firecracker in his shoe while on an airline flight. After which, everyone has to take their shoes off for inspection before boarding future flights.

Now some other misguided cretin secreting a detonatable powder in and around his groin area tries to ignite that on an airplane. Care to guess what Homeland Security is going to want to inspect next before each flight?

Let the patriotic Ming be the first to enlist for service in the new pubic police. Since it's an indisputable fact that women are more cunning than are men, then clearly women require the most intense scrutiny. Surely, Ming can do the most for his country by confining his insections to this area's area.

One can only hope the cadre of creeps that are hired for this err...new position will not suffer budgetary constraints. Only the best high powered magnifiers will do.