No, not the pub crawling that you so unfairly insinuate Ming is prone to. Ming is alluding to the pap that passes for news on network television. While the well coiffed talking heads are engaging in feeble ad-libs to garner more camera time, Ming is left to squint at the crawl beneath, fraught with misspelling, to ferret out any real news.
They regale viewers with twaddle on the latest contratemps of Hollwood has-beens and wannabes while "WWIII breeks(sic) out" is crawling across the bottom of the screen. Ming supposes he'll just have to learn arabic in hopes that al jazeera still hasn't gone the way of the major news networks.
Jan 2, 2010
Ming Is Relegated To The Crawl
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