Dipping Into The Egg Nog

Ming reluctantly agrees that 23 egg nogs at the office Christmas party was perhaps one or two more than he should have quaffed. It was at that point that Ming started to wax philosophical. He was going on rhetorically asking what could possibly be bigger than this crazy world in which we find ourselves having to negotiate when someone said Uranus is 14 times bigger.

An offended Ming then said that his didn't look exactly tiny either. Things escalated from there and the last thing Ming remembers before passing out was being escorted out to the curb and deposited along with his Santa hat in a very unpleasant pile of New York City slush.

Next time Ming will confine himself to drinking Virgin Marys and hope that doesn't draw him into any discussions about religon.