Ming just saw a T.V. commercial for something called Jupiter Jack. It purports to be a speaker phone attached to the car radio making holding a cell phone while driving unnecessary.
It's spokesperson Billy Mays is shown driving a car and declaring he always uses the Jupiter Jack when on the road. Shouldn't a dead person's driver's license be revoked? Ming has nothing against Billy Mays earning a living. Some people even make more money dead than alive. Witness Elvis Presly and Michael Jackson. But it seems unsafe to let a dead person tool around in a car even if both hands are on the wheel thanks to Jupiter Jack.
Then there's the question as to if it's morally right to keep charging road tolls to the dead, even, for instance, if they still are allowed to vote should they hail from Chicago.
Dec 18, 2009
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I am 5th generation Chicagoite and ALL generations of my family are STILL VOTING IN EVERY ELECTION around here. Voting is a generational thing, it's a right in inperpetuity for as long as one has relatives living, or has EVER lived, in the area. So what are you going to do about it, schmuck.
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