Dec 16, 2009

Redeeming Tiger's Image

Remember when in 1957 little Benny Hooper fell into that 21 foot deep irrigation well and the 24 hour long rescue by digging a second parallel hole became national news? This very same drama can now work to the noble Tiger's advantage.

With no one looking, he can dump one of his kiddies in a well and garner an outpouring of sympathy in his role as a concerned parent during the rescue attempt. Who could be so hard-hearted as to not empathize with our hero? All his peccadilloes will be forgiven and forgotten. His image will be redeemed and he'll be back on the links as soon as he signs a few autographs for the investigators from Child Protective Services.

Hitting a tiny ball with a variety of sticks for an adoring public,a little better than most other people, is what it's really all about, isn't it? Nothing should ever be considered more important than that.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Golf equipment is increasing sales daily past seasonal norms with every feline who claims to have been had by the Cheetah -- I hope to improve my eye-hand coordination in this way too, so will hit the driving range over Xmas to see if my loathing of the game has diminished sufficiently to meet anyone who might wish to market her having an affair with me at some point. Elin, where are you?

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