Global Warming Is Killing Poor Ming

After just having shoveled out from the latest nor'easter, an exhausted Ming wonders how much worse it might have been without the horrors of global warming. Thank goodness, the President's plane just got through the blizzard from his keynote speech at the Global Warming Conference.

Of course, there's no point in embarrassing anyone by reminding them that the Middle Ages was warmer all without the benefits of burning fossel fuel assuming you don't count cow paddies.

Ming cleverly plans to turn the proverbial lemons into lemonade by selling beachfront property in Arizona to Al Gore and all his worshipful cohorts. With every lot sold he'll even give them dibs on any penguins that might float ashore.